Idletard: Smartie Is Not So Smart After All

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Smartie is a moderator at VFTW and owns idletard.com where she makes fun of fans for being fans and is the point man for the mocking and hatred of women over 30. She is particularly hard on fans, calling them tards and she assumes are all fat. Ironic considering she is a fantard herself and FAT to boot! She fancies herself an expert at exposing the real identities of Idol fans. She should be so proud of us for exposing her then, shouldn’t she?Jodie McPhee2

Some of my Cook friends have found her slug trail on the internets.


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It’s Jodie McPhee everyone, your lovely Ideltard creator. She lives near Melbourne, Australia. She goes by Smartie on most of the other sites, as evident by her blog and the references on Ideltard calling her Smartie. She was even so kind as to open an account on one of the fan sites saying “I’m Jodie McPhee owner of Ideltard.”
Evidently poor Jody won a bogus Super Bowl ad contest last year that turned out to be a hoax. She pouted about it on www.votefortheworst.com under her Smartie user name:
http://www.votefortheworst.com/forum/topic3829.html

A paper even did a story about it:
http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2008/mar/23/bowl-ad-contest-still-stirs-some-ire-company/?printer=1/
She was vocal about her pain, even creating a Web site to call out the scammers who cheated her out of her trip to LA.
http://www.mybowladisascam.com/

But that’s not the only Web site she has created. Apparently, Jodie McPhee is a huge sci fi geek and loves all things Star Trek. Check out her Website at www.trekplanet.com:

“After years of being an all round website covering many subjects including Star Trek, I felt it was time to feature the greatest Sci Fi franchise ever created. This is the new TrekPlanet which showcases all things Star Trek.”
Um, so she trashes American Idol fans for being fans of actually real life people, but she can tard over a pretend Universe? Shall I quote Spok here? “That is illogical.”

According to Jodie, Danny Kaye is THE MAN. She posts on his fan site and everything.
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Danny Kaye message board profile :
Name: Jodie McPhee
Birthday: 03/18/1970
Age: 39
Gender: Female
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Date Registered: Dec 2, 2001, 1:02am
Account Status: Activated

She created a whole Web site dedicated to HER Danny Kaye: www.mydannykaye.com

“Danny Kaye had a huge impact on me. I created this site in order to show you my Danny Kaye, the friend to children, the entertainer, the comedian, the singer, the man. This site is here to help raise his profile and remind people of the impact he made on modern cinema and comedy.”

“There are pockets of Danny fans all over the Web, and I’m slowly locating and linking to them all, from clubs to groups to message boards to discussion forums. There’s a growing list of fellow Danny sites as well as other goodies, right there on the Links page. Plus if you would like a banner to link back to my site, there’s one there for you.”

Isn’t that beautiful? Linking everyone together and a banner for her site. Kind of sounds like some of the stuff Idol fans say about American Idol contestants doesn’t it? You can read even more of her drivel about Danny Kaye here on Lively Set.

“Website developer and long-term Danny Kaye fan, Jodie McPhee, reminisces about one of the world’s all-time favorite comedians.”
http://livelyset.net/take5/danny_kaye.html

And she loves the Muppets too. There’s that Danny Kaye connection again. On this site, she likes to pretend she is Sam the Eagle. www.muppetsonline.com

It appears her love interest is a Peter Jones. You can see videos of Peter racing his VW over at smartiesplace’s on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=smartiesplace&view=videos where she gushes “my other half in his wee White VW Golf”. Hum, he obviously spends much of his time working on his 1979 VW Golf race car — giving Jodie lots of time to kill on the computer. Peter is a member of www.vwwatercooled.org.au and gives “Thanks and Credits to Jodie, my partner, for encouraging this madness.” Lots of free time to hate on other people.

Also, http://phantomghostwhowalks.blogspot.com/

Email her at: info@trekplanet.com

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249 comments to Idletard: Smartie Is Not So Smart After All

  • Jane

    Seems Jodie has disappeared. Been no activity from her on VFTW or any of her stalker sites. Anyone got deets on what happened?

    Speaking of the cray crays, check out a tweet from Suzanne Titkemeyer made on 3/14/12:

    http://i42.tinypic.com/16gflo0.jpg

    Someone needs to get out of the wine and pill bottles and dial a shrink. LOL

  • poorsport

    [IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/2ls1lj.jpg[/IMG] Did Jodie get married?

  • Devin

    Wow, this is a real eyeopener. I visit VFTW from time to time to get a laugh. I’m a casual Idol fan who just watches the show and doesn’t really invest any interest into any of the contestants, so I don’t really care about the remarks made there. However I’ve noticed this Smartie girl being extremely vicious towards anyone in disagreement with her and the vitriol is sometimes WAY intense. So to learn all these things about her really paints a different picture!

    I do think that it’s coming a little too close to “vicious circle” territory with the surveillance of her…almost stalking really.

    Anyone know anything about the poster who goes by Fallen Angel Gabriel? He’s even worse than Smartie in terms of being a cruel and miserable person. Hostile, unpleasant, and never contributes anything of value.

  • Jodiesbff

    I don’t know how to attach a PDF. I am in possession of the hard PDF fo the Judgement handed to Jodie in 2009. If anyone can tell me how to attach it please do so.

    I tried submitting a typed version, but TPTB thought I was spam.

    • J.F.

      I don’t know how to attach a PDF.I am in possession of the hard PDF fo the Judgement handed to Jodie in 2009.If anyone can tell me how to attach it please do so.I tried submitting a typed version, but TPTB thought I was spam.  

      All you need to do is post the link of the PDF. I’m sure it would make great reading. The more these sociopathic psychos are exposed, the better.

      I see she still has her “lard tard” stalker hate site, though not much activity lately. Guess no one is taking her crazy rantings seriously…except her other mental midget friends at VTFW and the pink verbal vomit board.

      Suzanne is another piece of work. Does she really think those famous people she sits around and tweets all day care about her freak tweets? It’s not like any of them are going to fall in love with her (have you all SEEN this hideous cow?). Most are married, and even if they were available, she’d be the last person they’d pick to be seen in public with. Those kind of guys go for smart, stable, HOT younger women, not some old sag ‘n bag mental case like Suzanne.

    • Diana

      I don’t know how to attach a PDF.I am in possession of the hard PDF fo the Judgement handed to Jodie in 2009.If anyone can tell me how to attach it please do so.I tried submitting a typed version, but TPTB thought I was spam.  

      Do you have it on a PDF reader? Copy the link and post it. Should work OK.

    • alittlebirdy

      You can upload the file to http://www.tinypic.com and post the link. I would like to see this, as I’m sure many others, and would also like to see more information about Melinda Green, owner of http://www.topidolblog.com Clearly, she is friends with this cyber bully Suzanne Titkeymeyer also known as freedavidcook and @teevho as well as Jodie McPhee known as Smartie. Much info can be found here http://twitter.com/runcookierunnn . Google is our friend ;)

      As the new season of American Idol starts, Melinda Green will continue to try to climb her way into Idol blogger status. Since she continues to allow freedavidcook to post on her website (just yesterday was the latest) more people should know what sort of person she is, and tweet her new legit Idol blogger friends and inform them of her other, darker, associations. The woman is taking “donations” and ad revenue from her blog of stalking. She crossed the line from satire long ago. Her continued association with this scum shows what she really is. Unfortunately, Melinda Green is a common name. I suspect it may be an alias as she repeatedly says her family is from eastern Europe, and Green is not an eastern European surname.

      I don’t know how to attach a PDF.I am in possession of the hard PDF fo the Judgement handed to Jodie in 2009.If anyone can tell me how to attach it please do so.I tried submitting a typed version, but TPTB thought I was spam.  

  • jet

    Yes, please spill on all of it :)

    I have some more info about Freedavidcook aka teevho aka Calulu aka Suzanne Titkemeyer. http://www.freedavidcook.wordpress.com/ Seems the crazy old bat is ranting on twitter and on her stalker blogs that SHE is being stalked. Oh, poor dear :D None of it makes any sense of course and sounds quite insane. She claims to have gone to the police. I’m sure with her history as the town crackpot, it was an amusing scene after she left. You just know those cops laughed their asses off. I’m surprised she hasn’t claimed to have hired a “lawler” yet… I’m not even sure how it is she claims to be stalked, since like most of her rantings, they have the stench of extreme dementia. The only thing I can gather is she claims some meanie Adam Lambert fan is behind it and has their address, phone number and IP. Now this info is for anyone amused by the irony, or for those being harassed by this serial cyber bully who has been at it for nearly 10 years on various blogs and TWoP and Melinda Green’s Top Idol. In 2005, two of her children were suspected by school officials of creating an online hate list. Wow, apples don’t fall far from the tree, huh? Like any good mother, Suzanne ran to the local paper and named her minor children so that their names will always be in google searches online. Charming. Most importantly though, Suzanne got her name in the paper. She’s a well known news anchor fantard and stalker. Check her twitter account – she goes by teevho and regularly tweets these poor guys as if she is their BFF. Here’s the link to the news article:

    http://media.gatewayva.com/cse/VA_CSE_050705.pdf

    Please pass this on and I hope it helps anyone being harassed by this woman. Also check out her deranged set of “articles” trying to link a murder case of that poor little girl Zahra Baker to Chris Daughtry “tards”. She is so appallingly self serving and transparent that she repeatedly tweeted news anchors trying to get them to check out her “research”. The woman will stop at nothing for attention, including exploiting a child’s murder.